Jason Recliner, a bad seventies song writer, is crushed when he finds out his date is really a man, so after seeing an add for a Reality Show Weekend Audition Camp, he meets with his agent Humphrey and catches the first train out of town. On the way he meets Laura, an innocent English lass whose family have met with unusally fatal ends. The two make their way to Pardonmye Manor, a grand castle run by the prudish Dr Frederick Von Shissnhoss (his friends call him 'Spanky'), his stern faced Russian nurse, Madam Tina Marina Arena and an angry Jewish Scottish dwarf who used to be a child star and was bought on E-Bay by the doctor.

All these wonderful characters are voiced by Des and Gabrielle, sitting at the back of the theatre.

ANUFG members $10, students $12, general $15